Ever Sneeze So Hard You Pee Your Pants?

12 Dec

Okay, so, this is the fourth time I’ve been pregnant.  Now, they’ll tell you (and you’ve probably heard this, or experienced it, if you’ve ever been pregnant) that you may wet yourself, particularly in the last trimester, when you laugh, cough, sneeze, etc.

Thankfully, I had never actually experienced this phenomenon.  I understood the concept, and I felt sorry for the women who did have to experience this embarrassing moment, but it had never happened to me… until now…

I have a little cold.  Nothing major.  I’m just a bit more fatigued than usual, with a (rare) cough.

Last night, sitting in my horrible-for-my-butt computer chair, mucking about on Twitter — I sneezed.  This was no baby sneeze.  This wasn’t some ladylike achoo.  This was tornado force winds exiting my face!

Seriously – I was dizzy afterward.

In the same moment that my face exploded, a tell-tale gush informed me that, in no uncertain terms, I had wet myself.

Crap!  So, I got up from my computer chair and started waddling to the bathroom.

On the way to clean myself up, I ran in to my other half.

“What’s with you?” he asks.

“I just sneezed so hard, I peed my pants.”

He starts laughing hysterically at me.  Then, he looks down, his smile fades, the laughter stops.

“Hey!  Those are MY pants!”

“Okay, fine, so I just sneezed so hard I peed YOUR pants.”

Who’s laughing now?!


Posted by on December 12, 2011 in All, For Fun/Just Because


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12 responses to “Ever Sneeze So Hard You Pee Your Pants?

  1. mygurlywayz

    December 12, 2011 at 11:48 pm

    I just laughed so hard that I was worried for a moment that I might pee my pants! 😛 This was very funny, thank you for sharing. I have experienced this many times during my pregnancies. Unfortunately, on rare occasions, I still experience it. XD

    • A. W. Omyn

      December 13, 2011 at 12:14 am

      Hey man – it happens. Obviously. lol

  2. audreygjohnson

    December 12, 2011 at 11:50 pm

    Condolences to you and your husband. Thanks for the laugh – almost made me pee myself and I’m not pregnant!

    • A. W. Omyn

      December 13, 2011 at 12:13 am

      Thanks. lol. And, you’re welcome – always happy to spread a little laughter. 🙂

  3. toulouse

    December 13, 2011 at 3:14 am

    I’m so happy to read this funny little ditty today — the day I posted The Top Ten Sucky Things About Being Pregnant — because it just so happens the #1 thing is the accidental pee. You are so lucky it’s only happened to you once. I need some pregnancy Depends.

    • A. W. Omyn

      December 13, 2011 at 2:02 pm

      Always happy to brighten someone’s day! 🙂

      I have been lucky, I know it…. Mr. hubby-man? Not so much, lol.

  4. ottabelle

    December 13, 2011 at 5:43 am

    Hey, at least they weren’t your pants, right? He can deal. 😀

    • A. W. Omyn

      December 13, 2011 at 5:48 am

      Exactly! I blame him anyway. 😉

  5. Joanna

    December 13, 2011 at 7:04 am

    LOL! Oh, that’s funny! Something similar happened to me. My boyfriend and I stopped by a gas station because I needed to go to the bathroom really badly. He teased me by making water noises that made me want to go even more. When I come back, now he has to go to the bathroom. To get even with him I climb in the car and lock the doors. He knocks on the window to let him in but I just smile and turn up the radio. I leave him out for another minute or two to freeze his ass off before I let him back in, where he apologized. You’ve got to love Karma 🙂

  6. Wren Andre

    December 13, 2011 at 7:17 am

    LMFAO!!!! The best part was the punchline. Poor Juan…

    • A. W. Omyn

      December 13, 2011 at 2:03 pm

      Hey, I didn’t get myself pregnant — he should share in the fun too! 😉

  7. Kelly Louise (@GenePoolDiva)

    December 18, 2011 at 9:20 pm

    Excellent. And let me tell you, hubby’s tidy whites are pretty damn comfortable. Funny post!


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